Sexual Seduction

So...I was checking my Juno mail, which I really only use for more professional emails, and I got a really funny email from "Sharon". Who is this "Sharon" and what kind of virus is she trying to give me? I think the errors in this email are hilarious, like how first she wants a man, then a woman, and then a man. "Sharon" is so confused and here is her letter to me: 

I'm  Sharon.. I am an  Interior Decorator.

I am into commercial and residential designs  but much into commercial.. Im independent.

I have knowledge of italian and german designs..... Oopps.

I  Live in  Rochester, Newyork when i was little.

I have nothing or NO friends.. I do some travellings when I have to..

I am a Honest, Kind, Generous man to a Fault. I have been told a lot of times that I have 

a lovely smile that makes me Easily approachable. I like all Kinds of music from Lean 

Rhymes to Busta Rhymes. Nature and Natural things. Good food and Great wine.... Laughter 

here and there that makes the day very bright and much more Lively.

I am independent, descent but Yet VERY romantic.

I would Like to meet with a woman that is serious, caring, Loving and Understanding..

A woman that is ready to Learn from me as I am ready to learn from Him. Someone who will 

take me as number one Priority as I will to her.

An Animal and music Lover who is Family oriented and Love kids..

Someone who is Financially secured, stable and successful..

Someone who realises that constant communication and Proper Understanding are the keys to 

the success of relationship.

so many times, Things do not work the way we want it to be.. So if  you are that woman 

that doesnt get easily upset with the little setback of the day and you are willing to 

take a chance.. Lets connect. dont hesitate to write back to me and lets get it started.

I am waiting to hear from you.

Here is my Yahoo messenger ID... 

I do most of my Designs Online.. So you wont Find it hard to have me Online to chat 

with..

Sincerely,

Sharon

xoxox